When, in 1964, New Hampshire Republican Senator Norris Cotton announced his support of Barry Goldwater in his state's primary election, he was questioned as to whether this indicated a change of his hitherto "liberal" political views. "Well," explained Cotton, "it's like the New Hampshire farmer. He was driving along in his car one day with his wife beside him when his wife said, `Why don't we sit closer together? Before we were married, we always sat closer together.' The old farmer replied, `I ain't moved.'" "I ain't moved," added Cotton. "I found the trend of Government has moved farther to the left." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits"